Jamie Burnside's Articles In Humor
September 11, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
My wife, my son, and I went out for lunch with my parents today.  At the restaurant we went to, we saw a very clever entry in the menu.  The entry was for a deep-fried fish sandwich.  It read: "Our fish is caught fresh daily!  Just kidding, but it's really good!"  I thought it was clever, so I ordered the sandwich. JoeUser BONUS:  Tell me where we went for lunch, and win an accolade.  (Sorry, today's lunch participants are disqualified from answering...
September 11, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
My wife, my son, and I went out for lunch with my parents today.  At the restaurant we went to, we saw a very clever entry in the menu.  The entry was for a deep-fried fish sandwich.  It read: "Our fish is caught fresh daily!  Just kidding, but it's really good!"  I thought it was clever, so I ordered the sandwich. JoeUser BONUS:  Tell me where we went for lunch, and win an accolade.  (Sorry, today's lunch participants are disqualified from answering...
February 5, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
The other day at work I was cleaning up a bit.  (I have lots of extra papers all over my classroom.) On one paper that I was about to throw away, I noticed something that I could make into a little "puzzle" for my weblog friends.  I spiffed it up a bit, and then I scanned it, and I present this for your enjoyment: The question is: What is this?   (Answer hint: It is a pun.)   Finally:  Let me make a plug for my previous weblog entry . ...
February 5, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
The other day at work I was cleaning up a bit.  (I have lots of extra papers all over my classroom.) On one paper that I was about to throw away, I noticed something that I could make into a little "puzzle" for my weblog friends.  I spiffed it up a bit, and then I scanned it, and I present this for your enjoyment: The question is: What is this?   (Answer hint: It is a pun.)   Finally:  Let me make a plug for my previous weblog entry . ...
January 6, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
This evening my wife and I were at our local drug store.  As we were walking through the greeting card section, I noticed an interesting card in the "Birthday: Son-in-law" section. The front of the card says something like: "For your birthday I thought you might like to see a picture of this hunk bare-naked..." Seeing this gave me the giggles for a little while.
January 6, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
This evening my wife and I were at our local drug store.  As we were walking through the greeting card section, I noticed an interesting card in the "Birthday: Son-in-law" section. The front of the card says something like: "For your birthday I thought you might like to see a picture of this hunk bare-naked..." Seeing this gave me the giggles for a little while.
March 1, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Hi there friends. I hope that you're having a great Monday. It is a little dreary here in Minnesota, so I am a bit sad to come to work today. This is the first (and probably the last) time that I will put something in my blog that was written by someone else. But, this message that greeted me in this morning's office e-mail is definitely interesting enough to share. Subject: nutrition and health For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition ...
March 1, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Hi there friends. I hope that you're having a great Monday. It is a little dreary here in Minnesota, so I am a bit sad to come to work today. This is the first (and probably the last) time that I will put something in my blog that was written by someone else. But, this message that greeted me in this morning's office e-mail is definitely interesting enough to share. Subject: nutrition and health For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition ...