Published on March 1, 2004 By Jamie Burnside In Humor
Hi there friends. I hope that you're having a great Monday.

It is a little dreary here in Minnesota, so I am a bit sad to come to work today.

This is the first (and probably the last) time that I will put something in my blog that was written by someone else. But, this message that greeted me in this morning's office e-mail is definitely interesting enough to share.

Subject: nutrition and health



For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health.

1) Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2) Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3) Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4) Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

5) Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

Comments
on Mar 01, 2004
Tooo funny!