Published on June 15, 2004 By Jamie Burnside In Entertainment

So the Twins are playing in Montreal this week.  That means if I watch baseball, the games end quickly.  (Of course when they play on the West Coast, I enjoy the late night ballgames.)

Since the Twins game ended early, my wife was flipping through the channels at an earlier time than usual.  We came upon a show on the Game Show Network called "Extreme Dodgeball."

Did anyone out there see it?

In the "Extreme Dodgeball" league, there are 7 or 8 teams.  The composition of the five-member teams (as well as their names) is pretty interesting.  It kept my attention for the half-hour that it was on television.

The Certified Public Assassins- a team of "nerds."  Currently in first-place in the "league."

The Curves of Steel- four aerobics ladies and a muscleman.

The Barbell Mafia- muscleheads

The Silent-But-Deadly Mimes- mimes

Armed Response- security guards

Sumo Storm- an all-fat team

The Stallion Batallion- a team of jockeys

The point of the show is to pit these teams together in a game of dodgeball.  It is slightly amusing, and the characters and announcers are funny.  It reminds me a lot of roller derby, except the contestants don't have as much of that pro-wrestling type animosity toward each other.

I suppose the show was interesting enough to tune in again if there's nothing else on.  I might find myself tuning into the Game Show Network to catch a replay of the William Hung version of Queen's "We are the Champions."  (I liked William in the Freddie Mercury costume holding a Freddy-esque microphone stand.  Funny.)


Comments
on Jun 15, 2004
wonder if it has any (indirect) connection to that new dodgeball movie coming out friday....

man, i really want to see that movie....stupid i know, but it looks so funny
on Jun 15, 2004

One of the players on the TV show is in the upcoming movie.


I am sure that part of GSN's motivation for starting the show is to get in on the dodgeball craze which may follow the movie.  The Extreme Dodgeball show made me want to try playing!


Maybe once the kids come back to the school where I work, I will try to crash a dodgeball game for a round or two.  It looks kind of fun!

on Jun 16, 2004
I was dodgeball/prison ball champion in middle school.  I was really good at dodging and catching.  Got the wind knocked out of me a few times and got lots of bruises.  Goes against most of what you are taught about sportsmanship   Two goals: try to hit the other guy and not get hit yourself.  What a game!