Jamie Burnside's Articles In Misc » Page 6
June 2, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Hi there friends!  Have you ever heard of Culver's? Culver's is a chain of hamburger restaurants that originated in Wisconsin.  Their specialties are things called "Butterburgers," and their milkshakes.  Currently, Culver's is only located in the Midwest (they've only recently come into Minnesota.)  The food at Culver's is awfully good.  I recommend it for any of you who live up here, or are traveling through. Over the past month or two, I have had frequent craving...
May 9, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
214 Hello there everybody!  The weekend is almost over.  I hope that everyone enjoyed it, wherever they were. This weekend was a fun one for me.  My parents drove here from Duluth, Minnesota to enjoy Mothers' Day Weekend.  On Saturday we went to a few garage sales, followed by a nice dinner at a Korean restaurant (my wife's favorite.)  Today, we met grandma for lunch at Cattle Company (steak restaurant.) On the way home from lunch, my family stopped by Wal-Mart ...
April 26, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
203 The other day as I was changing our baby's diapers, I had a thought. Our five month-old baby's diapers are decorated with images of Sesame Street characters, Barney, Mickey Mouse, and like that. I wonder whose benefit those pictures are for, the babies or the parents? Of course, the pictures are for the parents' benefit. My brilliant marketing idea would be to put jokes, classified ads, household hints, racing forums, stock tips, rock stars, whatever on the diapers...
April 13, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Well, just got the news that the President is doing a news conference tonight. That stinks. I was looking forward to watching my favorite television program tonight. Of course the broadcast networks are going wall-to-wall with it. I wonder whether the President on television draws better ratings than regular programming. With cable and public television, the general public could have access to whatever the President will try to do to untarnish his image in order to get himself re-elect...
April 5, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Hey there. I hope that you're all having a nice day! I have been enjoying myself today. The thermometer on my garage reads 70-degrees (~21C.) It was a nice day for a walk. My wife, the baby, and I strolled down to K-mart (department store) and Cub Foods (grocery store) to do a bit of shopping. I was a bad boy today. I didn't get any yardwork done today. That'll wait until tomorrow. My biggest accomplishment of the day was renewing my driver's license at the county office while m...
April 4, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Hey there friends! I hope that you've had a happy Saturday. Kazuko and I had a good day. After sleeping in, Kazuko, Kenny and I went to have lunch at the Hong Kong Buffet in Elk River. After lunch, we bought the materials that we will be needing to install the pole that we will use to install our Koinobori (Japanese fish streamers.) I bought some cement and a mounting tube to put the pole into the ground. In about three days (once the cement has finished setting) I will post a p...
March 29, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Last night while we were sleeping, little Kentaro ran off to India. Apparently while he was gone, he converted to Sikhism. All day long, he has been insisting that we call him Ikhtiar Singh , as that is his new name. My wife and I are thinking that this is "just a phase," and it will simply pass with patience. If it isn't just a phase, I think that we'll just call him "Ikky" from now on. Here is Kenny's -I mean Ikhtiar's- new look: Just kidding... as I was undressing...
March 26, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
176 As I was responding to another article about America's un-culture, I began to go off on a train of thought about how people behave when they're abroad. I was thinking that there are some pretty safe ways to tell where a group of people are from when they're abroad. Now since these are stereotypes, they are not necessarily the rules. My "rules of thumb" on how to determine where the tour groups are from: Germans often wear black and have smallish eyeglasses. Americans speak...
March 18, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
We'll start this one off with a cute picture of baby Kenny. He is a little over four months old right now. I hope that all of you had a happy Thursday. There is only one day left until the weekend, and only about two weeks left until Spring Break. Yay! Spring Break can't come soon enough. My plants in my seedling box are about ready to be planted. My corn, daikon, cucumbers, shiso, and tomatoes are getting pretty big. We also have a tree coming by the end of the month. ...
March 11, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
As I was looking at my e-mail this afternoon, I saw that MSN was featuring an article on William Hung. (Mr. Hung is that funny Chinese guy who sang "She Bangs" at his "American Idol" audition.) Since his Idol appearance, William has done the talk show circuit, and has made an album, and a music video. He is quickly becoming sort of a pop-culture phenomenon. He is really using the Cheese-factor to his benefit. (I may even be tempted to get his record.) I visited his website at: h...
March 4, 2004 by Jamie Burnside
Before going to bed at night, I like to read something. Until recently I had been reading the "Harry Potter" series. Reading Harry Potter was great from the beginning. Since I had started reading the series after the fifth book had been published, I had the luxury of being able to start reading a new book in the series in succession as I had finished reading each one. Finishing Harry Potter left a bit of a void in my life. I needed something else to read. I decided that I would re-...
October 18, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
I am sure that this has happened to everyone who at one point in their life has had either a stressful, or a repetitive job. You go to sleep, end up dreaming about your job, wake up, and then realize that you have to go to work. It is like working two consecutive shifts! The other day I experienced kind of a variation to that dream. For a good part of the night, I dreamt that I was having a hard time going to sleep. As soon as it seemed that I could finally get to bed, something else cam...
October 14, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
Yesterday Vicki -my student teacher- was going over a vocabulary worksheet with one of our fifth graders. It was one of those fill-in-the-blanks activities designed to help familiarize students with upcoming vocabulary. I was doing something in some other part of my classroom when I heard Vicky say this: "Listen to this. You wrote: 'My brother went on a slave trade to Mecca last year.' Is that right?" I got a real kick out of that. The original is number 2.
October 13, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
When you're a kid, every year you can expect a new professional photo of yourself.  Once school is finished, that's all done. Now that I teach at a school, I once again receive annual portraits.  Two years ago I was happy with my pictures.  Last year they weren't so good.  My pictures this year weren't so bad.  Here they are.
October 7, 2005 by Jamie Burnside
I ran into this sentence today: there is a green car and a motorcycle on harriet street Students are supposed to read it, and then correct it for errors. The correct answer is: There are a green car and a motorcycle on Harriet Street. In prescriptive grammar, this compound subject (two singular nouns linked by "and") requires a third-person plural to-be verb in order to maintain subject-verb agreement.  Most native English speakers would apply the "proximity principle"...